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Once a queen ate a dog full of red bagels. The King had a big blue box full of little tiny red dragons with fluffy brown tails.A strong warrior tried to wed her to a cat that died running.The cat was afraid of dogs,bunnies and skunks. The princess died thanks to Serious raping her sister.Her sister was fatter than Serious and taller than Ghitza Muresan but she transformed into that thing there where 2 monkeys who seemed to have a big bad weapon and they had to cut alisa with a big mess and bit of pepperoni pizza.Mater gave them a big banana and they all died together.
A noob said to Fafnir he'll gonna pwn PinTaTa because he is the biggest noob and he likes being called fafnir's worst nightmare, but he isn't his nightmare,just

Once a queen ate a dog full of red bagels. The King had a big blue box full of little tiny red dragons with fluffy brown tails.A strong warrior tried to wed her to a cat that died running.The cat was afraid of dogs,bunnies and skunks. The princess died thanks to Serious raping her sister.Her sister was fatter than Serious and taller than Ghitza Muresan but she transformed into that thing there where 2 monkeys who seemed to have a big bad weapon and they had to cut alisa with a big mess and bit of pepperoni pizza.Mater gave them a big banana and they all died together.
A noob said to Fafnir he'll gonna pwn PinTaTa because he is the biggest noob and he likes being called fafnir's worst nightmare, but he isn't his nightmare,just a chocolate producer.

Once a queen ate a dog full of red bagels. The King had a big blue box full of little tiny red dragons with fluffy brown tails.A strong warrior tried to wed her to a cat that died running.The cat was afraid of dogs,bunnies and skunks. The princess died thanks to Serious raping her sister.Her sister was fatter than Serious and taller than Ghitza Muresan but she transformed into that thing there where 2 monkeys who seemed to have a big bad weapon and they had to cut alisa with a big mess and bit of pepperoni pizza.Mater gave them a big banana and they all died together.
A noob said to Fafnir he'll gonna pwn PinTaTa because he is the biggest noob and he likes being called fafnir's worst nightmare, but he isn't his nightmare,just a chocolate producer.Mater came to

Once a queen ate a dog full of red bagels. The King had a big blue box full of little tiny red dragons with fluffy brown tails.A strong warrior tried to wed her to a cat that died running.The cat was afraid of dogs,bunnies and skunks. The princess died thanks to Serious raping her sister.Her sister was fatter than Serious and taller than Ghitza Muresan but she transformed into that thing there where 2 monkeys who seemed to have a big bad weapon and they had to cut alisa with a big mess and bit of pepperoni pizza.Mater gave them a big banana and they all died together.
A noob said to Fafnir he'll gonna pwn PinTaTa because he is the biggest noob and he likes being called fafnir's worst nightmare, but he isn't his nightmare,just a chocolate producer.Mater came to the coffeshop and

Once a queen ate a dog full of red bagels. The King had a big blue box full of little tiny red dragons with fluffy brown tails.A strong warrior tried to wed her to a cat that died running.The cat was afraid of dogs,bunnies and skunks. The princess died thanks to Serious raping her sister.Her sister was fatter than Serious and taller than Ghitza Muresan but she transformed into that thing there where 2 monkeys who seemed to have a big bad weapon and they had to cut alisa with a big mess and bit of pepperoni pizza.Mater gave them a big banana and they all died together.
A noob said to Fafnir he'll gonna pwn PinTaTa because he is the biggest noob and he likes being called fafnir's worst nightmare, but he isn't his nightmare,just a chocolate producer.Mater came to the coffeshop and bought a vibrator

Once a queen ate a dog full of red bagels. The King had a big blue box full of little tiny red dragons with fluffy brown tails.A strong warrior tried to wed her to a cat that died running.The cat was afraid of dogs,bunnies and skunks. The princess died thanks to Serious raping her sister.Her sister was fatter than Serious and taller than Ghitza Muresan but she transformed into that thing there where 2 monkeys who seemed to have a big bad weapon and they had to cut alisa with a big mess and bit of pepperoni pizza.Mater gave them a big banana and they all died together.
A noob said to Fafnir he'll gonna pwn PinTaTa because he is the biggest noob and he likes being called fafnir's worst nightmare, but he isn't his nightmare,just a chocolate producer.Mater came to the coffeshop and bought a vibrator from Fafnir's money

Once a queen ate a dog full of red bagels. The King had a big blue box full of little tiny red dragons with fluffy brown tails.A strong warrior tried to wed her to a cat that died running.The cat was afraid of dogs,bunnies and skunks. The princess died thanks to Serious raping her sister.Her sister was fatter than Serious and taller than Ghitza Muresan but she transformed into that thing there where 2 monkeys who seemed to have a big bad weapon and they had to cut alisa with a big mess and bit of pepperoni pizza.Mater gave them a big banana and they all died together.
A noob said to Fafnir he'll gonna pwn PinTaTa because he is the biggest noob and he likes being called fafnir's worst nightmare, but he isn't his nightmare,just a chocolate producer.Mater came to the coffeshop and bought a vibrator from Fafnir's money produced by Mater

Once a queen ate a dog full of red bagels. The King had a big blue box full of little tiny red dragons with fluffy brown tails.A strong warrior tried to wed her to a cat that died running.The cat was afraid of dogs,bunnies and skunks. The princess died thanks to Serious raping her sister.Her sister was fatter than Serious and taller than Ghitza Muresan but she transformed into that thing there where 2 monkeys who seemed to have a big bad weapon and they had to cut alisa with a big mess and bit of pepperoni pizza.Mater gave them a big banana and they all died together.
A noob said to Fafnir he'll gonna pwn PinTaTa because he is the biggest noob and he likes being called fafnir's worst nightmare, but he isn't his nightmare,just a chocolate producer.Mater came to the coffeshop and bought a vibrator from Fafnir's money produced by Mater. Fafnir's mother sayd